Pine-Scented Playbills & Laugh-Track Trails: A Spearfish Sasquatch Fan’s Guide to Stage and Stand-Up in the Northern Black Hills
Eric Schmidt • June 11, 2025

Pine-Scented Playbills & Laugh-Track Trails: A Spearfish Sasquatch Fan’s Guide to Stage and Stand-Up in the Northern Black Hills

Pine-Scented Playbills & Laugh-Track Trails: A Spearfish Sasquatch Fan’s Guide to Stage and Stand-Up in the Northern Black Hills
Timber rattles in the wind, Lookout Mountain glows at sunset, and the Spearfish Sasquatch summer-collegiate ballclub trots onto Black Hills Energy Field. Yet after ninth-inning fireworks fade, locals know the real after-party hides behind proscenium arches and spotlight grids scattered from Spearfish Canyon to downtown Rapid City. Use this guide as your all-access pass to the region’s most magnetic touring musicals, nationally televised comedians, and history-rich venues—each a short drive (or scenic motorcycle ride) from the Sasquatch’s home dugout. Pack snacks, charge phones, and cue the overture: showtime in Sasquatch Country begins now.
 
Trailheads to the Footlights: Three Regional Theatres
Matthews Opera House & Arts Center – Spearfish, SD
 Opened 1906 | Capacity ≈280 — Originally a vaudeville stop for traveling magicians, the Matthews survived Prohibition, the Great Depression, and a near-demolition in the 1960s. Hand-stenciled tin ceilings magnify a cappella harmonies during intimate national-tour sit-downs, while balcony sightlines feel like front-row seats.
Historic Homestake Opera House – Lead, SD
 Opened 1914 | Capacity ≈550 — Bankrolled by the famous Homestake Gold Mine, this Spanish Colonial gem once hosted Sarah Bernhardt. After a 1984 fire, locals raised $4 million to restore its gilded boxes; today its acoustic “sweet spot” is said to hover exactly where miners once received their pay envelopes.
The Monument (Fine Arts Theatre) – Rapid City, SD
 Opened 1977, renovated 2021 | Capacity 1,500 — Formerly the Rushmore Plaza Civic Center, the Monument’s fine-arts wing integrates LED wings and an automated fly-rail capable of flipping from Greek tragedy to Broadway spectacle between matinee and evening. Its loading dock accommodates six semis—the only venue within 300 miles that can swallow Wicked’s 60-foot dragon.
(Pro tip: from Black Hills Energy Field, each theater sits within an hour’s scenic drive; plan daylight excursions to Devil’s Bathtub or Roughlock Falls en route.)
 
Spotlight Musicals Headed for the Hills
Wicked Tickets
Premiering on Broadway in 2003 with music and lyrics by Stephen Schwartz, Wicked re-imagines Oz through emerald eyes. Winner of three Tony Awards—including Idina Menzel’s spellbinding Best Actress turn—the production has grossed north of $5 billion worldwide. Signature anthem “Defying Gravity” hoists Elphaba skyward via a custom hydraulic broom; the Monument’s expanded grid lets the witch soar a full story higher than in older houses. Keep an ear out for the pit-orchestra piccolo: local Black Hills Symphony players often sub in for the tour.
Les Misérables Tickets
Alain Boublil and Claude-Michel Schönberg’s barricade saga stormed Broadway in 1987, racking up eight Tonys and birthing timeless ballads “On My Own” and “One Day More.” To date, more than 130 million patrons have waved red flags in 52 countries. Homestake’s restored turntable mimics Parisian cobblestones, and rumor says cast members sneak to Lead’s pasty shops after curtain. The tour’s rotating barricade platform weighs 22,000 lbs—exactly the mass of gold ore once pulled daily from nearby shafts.
Blue Man Group Tickets
What started as a downtown-Manhattan art prank in 1991 has evolved into an Obie-winning, no-dialogue percussion carnival seen by 35 million. Numbers such as “Drumbone” and “PVC IV” use plumbing pipes and industrial barrels—Matthews Opera House imports extra plastic tarps to protect 118-year-old seats from paint splatter. The group’s Vegas residency clears $70 million annually; yet in Spearfish they still invite college percussion majors onstage to jam mid-show.
Hadestown Tickets
Anaïs Mitchell’s folk-jazz retelling of Orpheus and Eurydice opened on Broadway in 2019, earning eight Tony Awards and a Grammy for Best Musical Theater Album. Bluesy showstopper “Wait for Me” features swinging miner’s lamps—an homage especially poignant here, where Homestake once dug the deepest gold mine in North America. Lighting designers adjust lamp brightness to echo Lead’s subterranean glow scores. Fun fact: Hadestown recouped its $11 million capitalization in just seven months.
Chicago – The Musical Tickets
Bob Fosse and John Kander’s jazz-age courtroom romp first bowed in 1975, then relaunched in 1996 to snag six Tonys and become Broadway’s longest-running American show. With only chairs, ladders, and a bold brass band, the minimalist staging turns every theater into a vaudeville speakeasy. During Black Hills dates, local jazz trumpeter Kenny Putnam often subs on “All That Jazz” solos. Financial tidbit: the revival crossed $700 million gross last year.
Mamma Mia! Tickets
Benny Anderson and Björn Ulvaeus stitched ABBA’s earworms into a sun-soaked Greek wedding in 1999; two decades later the party has earned $2 billion and inspired a blockbuster film. Hits “Dancing Queen” and “Voulez-Vous” trigger a disco encore—The Monument’s mirrored orbs spill rainbow mosaics across the ceiling rafters. Costumes include 12,000 hand-sewn sequins per ensemble; Spearfish quilters volunteer repairs between shows.
Beetlejuice – The Musical Tickets
Edgy, irreverent, and powered by Aussie songwriter Eddie Perfect, Beetlejuice opened in 2019 with eight Tony nominations. A 25-foot inflatable sandworm slithers down the aisle at each performance—Towle’s version uses compressed air pumped from backstage rowboat motors. Viral TikTok choreography to “The Whole “Being Dead” Thing” keeps student sections buzzing, and merch sales of black-and-white striped scarves rival Sasquatch team beanies.
Six The Musical Tickets
Conceived by Cambridge grads Toby Marlow and Lucy Moss, this electro-pop concert of Henry VIII’s ex-wives exploded onto Broadway in 2020, scooping two Tonys and a Grammy nod. Anthem “Ex-Wives” clocks 600,000 Spotify streams daily; expect queen-costumed superfans to flood Spearfish’s Main Street before curtain. The 75-minute runtime suits double-header evenings: snag a 5 p.m. performance, then hustle to a late-start comedy set.
Shucked Tickets
2023’s surprise hit—a cornfield fable with a Nashville sound—won Tonys for Book and Featured Actor. Puns rain husk-thick (“That’s a-maize-ing!”) while numbers like “Independently Owned” fuse pedal steel with feminist sass. The tour seeds 300 pounds of biodegradable corn kernels onstage per week; local farmers collect the compost for spring planting. Broadway investors recouped in 30 weeks, proving kernel humor prints green bills.
The Phantom of The Opera Tickets
Andrew Lloyd Webber’s chandelier classic opened in 1988, won seven Tonys, and reigned as Broadway’s longest-runner until 2023. Signature drop fixture weighs a ton; the Monument rigged seismic dampeners (courtesy of Rapid City engineers) to ensure safe, thunderous crashes. With worldwide grosses over $6 billion, the Phantom out-earns any movie of the same title. Local organists compete for cameo credits on the overture’s iconic D-major arpeggio.
Hairspray Tickets
Mark O’Donnell and Thomas Meehan’s 1960s Baltimore romp blasted onto Broadway in 2002, winning eight Tonys—including Best Musical—and spinning “You Can’t Stop the Beat” into a wake-the-neighbors finale. Costume teams haul 150 wigs; Spearfish beauty-school students join the wig-prep crew for practicum hours. Production folklore: Tracy’s signature can of Ultra-Clutch hairspray contains custom-scented pine essence when touring the Black Hills.
 
National Comics Crashing the Canyon
Gabriel Iglesias Tickets
Nicknamed “Fluffy,” Iglesias became the first comedian to sell out Dodger Stadium and voices Speedy Gonzales in Space Jam 2. His vocal sound effects—from Nokia ringtones to diesel horns—rattle the Monument’s subwoofers heavier than a Sasquatch homerun siren. He often riffs on local cuisine; expect jokes about chislic and fry bread within minutes. Portions of tour merch sales support Feeding South Dakota.
Taylor Tomlinson Tickets
At 30, Tomlinson boasts three Netflix specials (Quarter-Life Crisis, Look at You, Have It All) and a 2024 TIME100 listing. Her crystalline timing on mental health and dating apps resonates with BHSU psychology majors commuting from nearby Spearfish. She closes sets by reading anonymous audience therapy fails—bring nerves of steel if you volunteer. VIP passes include a “Ring Light Confessions” photo booth.
Jim Gaffigan Tickets
The “Hot Pockets” sage owns seven Grammy-nominated albums and is one of only ten comics to sell out Madison Square Garden. Clean humor means you can safely bring grandma—and still hear cutting takes on camping, kale, and four-hour Sunday naps. Gaffigan usually detours to Mount Rushmore for social-media selfies captioned “Four Chins + Four Heads.” A dollar from every Rapid City ticket funds local backpack-meal programs.
Kevin Hart Tickets
Mark Twain Prize laureate, movie mogul, and first comic to headline an NFL stadium, Hart fires 90 punch lines per hour. His pyrotechnic “Dad Joke Olympics” routine requires Monument staff to obtain special forest-fire permits—Black Hills pine sap is flammable! Backstage, Hart’s trainer times crunch-sets between Acts; rumor says he bench-pressed a Michelle Pfeiffer–era Phantom candelabrum. Expect merch tables longer than the concession row at Sasquatch Park.
 
Three Perfect Day-Night Combos
1. Morning Fly-Fishing in Spearfish Canyon → Hadestown Matinee → Late-Night Pizza at Dough Trader

2. Historic Deadwood Ghost Tour → Beetlejuice Evening Performance → Midnight Laughs with Taylor Tomlinson

3. Hike Bear Butte → Six Afternoon Pop-Concert → Gabriel Iglesias’ “Fluffy” Fiesta

(Remember: mountain roads twist—budget 30 extra minutes if driving from ballgame to curtain.)
 
Venue Snack Shuffle
● Opera House “Gold Dust Brownies” – Chewy bars dusted with edible glitter, honoring Homestake’s mining roots.

● Monument “Wizard Dog” – Bacon-wrapped jalapeño brat dyed emerald green for Wicked nights only.

● Matthews “Cornbread Bites” – Honey-butter fritters rolled in kettle corn crumbs—sold exclusively during Shucked runs.

 
Discount Curtain Call
Bigfoot sightings may be rare, but catching world-class theatre and stand-up in the Northern Black Hills is as easy as clicking an H2 above. Once you’ve filled your TicketSmarter cart—whether with Kevin Hart’s front-row fireworks or balcony seats to hear Elphaba belt against alpine echoes—enter SASQUATCH5 at checkout to shave 5 % off the total. Your savings help fund local arts-education grants and, rumor has it, a new pair of size-22 cleats for Spearfish’s favorite mythical slugger. Now dim the house lights, unwrap that Gold Dust Brownie, and let the Black Hills mountains reverberate with applause. Curtains up!